To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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