Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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