My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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