Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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