People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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