"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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