At least make sure they are 18
Why
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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