hotel room ftw
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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