I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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