Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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