part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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