I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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