wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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