We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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