PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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