it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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