The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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