Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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