But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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