he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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