I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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