was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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