I heard we made out
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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