Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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