Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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