How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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