Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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