were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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