i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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