And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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