You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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