What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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