I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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