She said her name was "party"
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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