talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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