Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
