How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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