What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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