i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
what is it with giant penises always finding me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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