I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm really busy with my period
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