so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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