Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We need to get me chipped asap
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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