he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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