I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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