I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well I just put wine in my tea
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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