Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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