her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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