I wannas sexs uuuuu
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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