brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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