ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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