you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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