I'm really into asian looking animals
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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