I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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