I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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