dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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