no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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