He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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