Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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