I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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