I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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