forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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